Stuff I Talk About

by Christina Ledbetter

Three

I woke up at 2 AM this morning. For the next three and one quarter hours, after failing to will myself back to sleep, I watched every YouTube video in existence and wrapped that up by reading the entire Internet.

Topics in which I am now quite versed

  • The French Revolution
  • Spring 2013 makeup trends
  • Imagined medicines of the future
  • Which of my Facebook friends support animal adoptions
  • Which of my Facebook friends lean heavily upon memes for emotional support
  • The status of a recently adopted senior dog named Sanford
  • Benefits of mixing ground beef with buckwheat
  • Indian child brides
  • How Josh Duggar is getting along according to anonymous sources
  • What a cat will do upon discovering an open breadbox
  • Processed meats’ link to cancer
  • The earthquake in Afghanistan

And that’s as far as I got before Benson’s alarm went off at 5:15. For the rest of the day I’ve considered cutting my hair shockingly short and have since determined three hours of sleep is not enough to fuel rational thinking.

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